My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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