so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Randomize
