Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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