I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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