love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Randomize
