nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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