D3 body, D1 cock
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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