dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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