i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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