Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just google imaged poop.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize
