Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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