I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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