I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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