i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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