Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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