gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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