I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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