the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
tell me about the eggs
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