Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
