i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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