Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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