I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
two words...techno handjob
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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