Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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