Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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