I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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