Me. At least after what I've been through.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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