I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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