Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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