you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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