Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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