if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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