He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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