im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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