hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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