4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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