butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
