Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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