Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The power of my boobs compel you
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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