My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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