Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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