Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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