Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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