Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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