I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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