I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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