So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
