im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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