what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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