Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Brb crying the tears of my youth
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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