This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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