think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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