I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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