We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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