Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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