You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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