Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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