Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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