if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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